Alexander's terrible horrible no good day

OK maybe it was not Alexander's day but it was mine. It might have not been all day but it was all before 11am. Which was long enough to be a day. So last night is stormed a lot here so much that there was flooding. When you live on the third floor of a residence hall you do not expect to have flooding in your home but that is what we work up to. We had to use every towel that we own and them some t-shirt and anything else that would get the water up. So I left Jon to clean while I went to work because I got the fun task of working the switch board for the campus. This is not something that I like to ever do but I knew I had to before I even got up this morning. Part of my Job when I answer the phones I have to get the campus mail form the post office. So I took my umbrella and walked to the post office on the way back the wind was blowing so hard and I just happened to pick up the not so goo umbrella at home; the umbrella snapped in half. OK so I get back to the office what more can go wrong. I put the mail away and went to sit back down to try and do some work, but I almost missed the chair and started to fall. So I tried to catch myself and there was my water bottle just sitting there open so yep you guess I knocked it over. All over the phones, papers an anything else that was on the desk. By this time it was oh only about 10:30 and time to go to class. The day did get better from then. But the morning took almost every thing I had.